TEN with Author Tara Sivec

I'm beyond excited to have Tara Sivec on the blog today! I had a few questions for her and here's what she had to say.

Ten with Tara

1. Favorite Heather (from movie)? 

Heather Chandler. She was a bitch but she knew it. I want to go as her for Halloween this year. I'll skip the liquid drainer though.

2. Beer Pong or P.O.R.N? 

OMG why do I have to choose?! That's like picking a favorite child! Oh, wait. I already did. I totally have a favorite child. Any parent that says they don't is a liar. What were we talking about? Oh, yeah. I'm going with P.O.R.N. We actually really do play this at work in cubicle land. I like it better than beer pong because it usually doesn't involve puking on someone's shoe or stripping. Mostly.

3. What makes you laugh harder: Captain Hook Penis or Vagina Hand? 

 Definitely Vagina Hand. While any kind of penis is funny looking, whether it's wearing an eye patch or not, a hand with a vagina??? That's just genius. You could wear a shirt that says, "Yes, that's a vagina on my hand. How did you finger it out?"

4. One item you can not live with out? 

My kindle. And my box of vibrators. Wait, you said one item? Crap, here we go again. I refuse to pick a favorite vibrator. I love them all equally. Probably more than my kids. Just kidding! (I'm totally not)

5. Carter..first thought when you hear his name? 

Carter Lumber. Sad, but true. There's a lumber store out here by that name. Maybe that's the last name I should have given my Carter. Carter Lumber - he's always stiff as a board and comes three days after he's ordered.

6. Salty or Sweet? 

Salty. Definitely salty. You know what's salty? It's warm and takes a lot of work to get it to come out but when it does it spurts right down your throat so smoothly - Beef broth through a straw, duh. What did you guys think I meant?

7. Guilty pleasure? 

Porn.

8. Chocolate or candy? 

Candy. I know, I know, I wrote a book about chocolate. But I really don't like chocolate. Not milk chocolate at least. White chocolate? I would take a bath in white chocolate and eat it every day.

9. Rabbit or Dolphin? 

No comparison - Rabbit. We're engaged, didn't you hear?

10. Favorite color? 

Pink

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